We Love this Dental Related Joke about Sharing

old couple on park bench

I was standing in line at McDonald’s and noticed a cute elderly couple.  When I sat down with my meal I saw that they had only purchased one meal for the two of them.  The husband carefully cut the hamburger and counted the fries, placing half of each in front of his wife.  They took turns sipping from their drink.

I walked over to their table and offered to buy them another meal so they didn’t have to share.  The man thanked me, but said they were used to sharing everything.  He seemed happy eating his half of the meal, but I noticed his wife had not touched her food.  When I asked if she was going to eat she replied, “Not yet.  It’s his turn with the teeth.”